October 2010
2 posts
September 2010
2 posts
July 2010
4 posts
May 2010
1 post
March 2010
2 posts
February 2010
6 posts
bugliens:
This Mutha-Ucka’s Poppin Wheelies.. an...
bugliens:
bugz have upd8ed “dont wanna”
best...
January 2010
3 posts
December 2009
1 post
October 2009
1 post
halloween!!!!!!!
keeptrucha:
hey peeps its halloween!
im a mummy this time around. So stoked on my costume,
homemade styles
my mom helped my kick fuckin ass with this
September 2009
1 post
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Singularity and Religion: If humans created...
Based on standard Christian dogma, which I must use as context since that is my upbringing, God is the creator of heaven and earth. That is to say, he, in an instant decided to conduct what many refer to as the “big bang,” and in a brilliant, yet possibly colorless flash, the entire universe was created. What came before that we’re left to wonder and fight over? I always assumed...
August 2009
2 posts
jamespumphrey:
friends theme song (not that...
June 2009
1 post
How We Can Improve the Economic Stimulus Package...
After reading an article written by Amanda Ruggeri for US News & World Report, it’s becoming apparently clear that Obama and his advisors have done little if any Role Playing Game gaming in their lives. How this glaring fault got past me, let alone the entire voting public on Election Day, is bothersome. How can we trust men or women to run this country who have never summoned an “Aeon,”...
May 2009
1 post
The Well Dressed Vladimir Karlov in Swim Trunks of...
The sun was as big and yellow as he had remembered and the sand burned just the same, as it crunched and cracked under his feet wrapped in leather. The crunching stopped when he stopped and the leather soaked in the sun while twelve-year-old Vladimir Karlov looked to the end of the world.
There she was in blue and white and wave. There she was in sparkling gloss. There she was before him. There...
March 2009
10 posts
The Well Dressed Vladimir Karlov in The Girls of...
Looking at the stage, twelve-year-old Vladimir Karlov felt the need to penetrate.
It had been some time, four days to be exact, since the overwhelming desire to take a woman had struck him with such force. But standing there, gazing upon a stage of teenage thoroughbreds, he could do nothing to control himself. He tried biting his hand and closing his eyes, hoping it would take him away from such...
The Well Dressed Vladimir Karlov in Red Lips,...
Several days a week Vladimir Karlov can be seen strolling through the many parks that design his postal district. Some parks have playgrounds with tire swings and brightly colored monkey bars, while others are just long expanses of grass overrun with Frisbees and dogs. Others still, are simple “bench parks,” as he came to call them, where people, usually new couples and the elderly, sit and...
The Well Dressed Vladimir Karlov in These Gifted...
One of the most important things to know about Vladimir Karlov is that he doesn’t wear glasses. He owns a pair, several pairs actually, all prescribed by Dr. Hanover, but he will not dare put them on for fear of losing an eye or two in a freak, but inevitable, accident that includes, but is not limited to, the following steps:
1. Glasses shatter in a million pieces
2. Millions of pieces of...
jamespumphrey:
this song is called “killer quik”....
The Well Dressed Vladimir Karlov in the Triumph of...
“To tell you the truth, you pock marked swindler of sweets, I have little, if any interest at all in your chocolates, cherry filled or otherwise,” said twelve-year-old Vladimir Karlov to a black girl dressed in uniform. White shirt, blue cardigan and kaki pleated skirt.
“But it’s for a good cause. My school is trying to raise money for new books,” the high school girl pleaded, cardigan...
January 2009
4 posts
The Well Dressed Vladimir Karlov in Butterflies...
The boy always dresses well. Everything he wears fits. Tailored suits and slacks. Matching ties and socks. Loafers buffed. Top hats for evenings out, smoker’s jacket for evenings in. Not many kids his age have a tailor on speed dial, but then again not many kids his age drink eighteen-year-old scotch.
Many nights pass the same way for twelve-year-old Vladimir Karlov. Walking from bar to bar,...
You've Found Tyke Johnson
Dating back to early adolescence I was obsessed with the idea that if I watched Christie Brinkley surface in the pool in Vacation enough, I’d finally catch a glimpse of her breasts. However, I never got to see them outside of my imagination and years later when trying to watch the movie with my parents on school break the whole scene was scratchy and distorted. Remembering my childhood...
The Well Dressed Vladimir Karlov Introduction
In the next couple weeks I shall be posting the stories of the debonair, virtuouso, twelve year old Vladimir Karlov. May scotch and sex and all the rest amuse you and keep you.
