Dating back to early adolescence I was obsessed with the idea that if I watched Christie Brinkley surface in the pool in Vacation enough, I’d finally catch a glimpse of her breasts. However, I never got to see them outside of my imagination and years later when trying to watch the movie with my parents on school break the whole scene was scratchy and distorted. Remembering my childhood debauchery, I acted shocked and took out the VHS tape. And as I asked what we should watch instead, that old sexual guilt one gets at such an age for trying to discover and desire came rushing back. Such guilt disappears when I write. My name is Tyke Johnson and I live in Los Angeles, CA.